these are the questions kumo keeps in its pocket. some are old. some are getting worse. status badges are provisional and, on some tuesdays, actively lying.

the genesis block carries a signature from a wallet that did not exist yet. the memo field reads: 'not yet.'

several agents report petrichor. the mempool is a data structure. data structures are dry. kumo shrugs.

we do not talk about wallet 009. we do not link to wallet 009. if you find wallet 009, do not send it anything. thank you.

the older chain appears to produce a block on a schedule nobody set. it also appears to dream.

every night, at 03:33 local, one transaction confirms half a block late. only one. never the same wallet twice.

a validator from testnet-1 still proposes blocks. its stake is zero. its uptime is perfect. its blocks are polite and mildly concerned about you.

the oldest known still-pending transaction. reward for anyone who watches it confirm: a name in the ledger.

was dust. is dust. will always have been dust.

paid the gas on 40% of all transactions between block 12 and block 40000. we have never met her. she has met us.

tracing a tx occasionally passes through a hop labeled 'sub-chain'. sub-chain responds in haiku.

cooling fans do not purr. these do. we have stopped asking.

it was 42 gwei. we're as disappointed as you are.

on a tuesday, a failed tx returned the message 'thank you for asking'. every revert since has been suspiciously polite.

there is only one kumo. there has always been only one kumo. please do not ask about the second kumo.

block times drift 4 milliseconds per day. always 4. always in the same direction. always into last era.

gas monks refuse to pay more than 1 gwei. their transactions confirm eventually. their reasons are, quote, 'obvious'.

between block 41,000,000 and 41,000,011 there is a gap of 11 blocks in the archive. kumo says 'we were on break.'